blow hammer

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.

by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

Blow the can

When you mess up and reveal something that you weren't supposed to

"Dude, why did you tell the cops?! You totally blew the can!"

"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."

by Canblower76 November 7, 2022

midnight blowing

Giving someone a blowjob at midnight

I was midnight blowing

by Bishcicle July 16, 2017

blowed on

to talk about someone badly, or make fun of

"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"

by Jazzie. March 6, 2008