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Beef

When your having butt sex a sound similar to a fart happens but it’s not a fart but rather extremely similar to that of a queef. Since no doo doo gasses are expelled.
I was clapping her cheeks so hard I made her beef.
by PTFE February 16, 2022
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Beef and Etc.

Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.

Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.

This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."

"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023
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Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019
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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
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Garlicy Beef

When the vaginal odor be strong enough to repel the vladist of vampires.
My girlfriend wanted to be on top for this evening but then I got a whiff of her garlicy beef and got turned off.
by RoseMist June 1, 2024
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Beef shakes

When you're having beef with someone and you're so hyped on the beef you can't stop shaking
*having an argument* omg I've got beef shakes man
by Ruby stead January 20, 2018
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