im a gummy bear

are you ok? do you need a therapist?

Jackie: im a gummy bear.
Amaya: *calls the mental hospital*

by xXsavageXjackieXx September 22, 2021

pooh bear swag

When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.

Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.

by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013

We Bare Bears

The best show ever, used universally, underrated

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by KAMEORNEV May 16, 2023

Momma Bear Ass

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.

Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"

by SkyGuy069 June 18, 2023

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.

"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"

by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022

Kitty Cat Bear

A very rare marsupial.

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!

by FL fact finder January 14, 2021