t-bagging

when u dunk ur balls in something

sasha t-bagged a bear trap

by ur mum May 24, 2003

a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 1, 2009

tea bag

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.

1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.

by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2008

hoe bag

noun.
1. A hoe that carries many STDs
2. What females call their close girl friends.
3. A hoe that carries a bag!

1. "Ewww that hoe bag just told me she has 5 STDs."
2. "Hey hoe bag. Let's go shopping!"
3. "I'm a hoe-bag! Get it? I'm a hoe with a bag!!"

by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

T-bag

When someone is asleep and you stick your balls in there mouth.

I T-Bagged my friend when he was the first one to fall asleep.

by YEA BOI December 28, 2007

hoe bag

A hoe bag is the bag hoes use to transport their little stripper outfits to and from their place of employment (strip club).

Trixie carefully loaded her hoe bag with her favorite sequined bra, zebra-print thong and six-inch clear heels.

by FunRun06 September 18, 2007

douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

by Jillian93784 January 14, 2008