Adam Hopkins

Vape lord, goons to little children but only sometimes.
famous quotes include:

"I'm a good driver, just not a safe one" and "You should see my finger game type shit"

What the hell Adam Hopkins are you seriously gooning to little children again???

by John Johames July 22, 2025

Adam-teasing

Men's version of eve teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.

by onyx hoola July 29, 2025

Adam Train

Adam Train (noun) – When the ride is long, powerful, and doesn’t stop until all stations have been thoroughly serviced.

“I hopped on the Adam Train and my thighs are still in recovery.” -Rae

by Adam long-John Smith August 13, 2025

Adam Sprague

A relatively short person who plays seige and goons to his 3d printer.

Yo man, i have an amazing friend named Adam Sprague

by sussy chucklenuts September 15, 2025

Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025

Adam

Adam takes all your girls with his immaculate passion for rizzing. Any girl in a 5 mile radius will want to have him in their pants. You can see the huzz queuing outside his front door because they want to enjoy his baseball bat.

Adam is the huzz magnet

by muffuff October 6, 2025

ADAM ASS

Moody during the day but shines at night
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite

Who am I?

adamsussyjuicyballsadamballsadamwhitesauceyes (adam ass).

by ADAM LOVER 10101010 November 4, 2025