the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second
You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
Get the the 5 second rulemug. Having 5 fingers up in a photo means you are the definition of bitchful the amount of game you have leaves people flummoxed
by Snaccpak October 3, 2022
Get the 5 fingers upmug. 
The highest attainable level of detachment from mental stability, and social awareness, usually marked by intense fits of rage, and irrational behaviours
by Loganic soup February 11, 2017
Get the phase 5 meltdownmug. Them: hey.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.
by Double o g 53 June 10, 2022
Get the July 5mug. The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.
The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.
Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.
by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018
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by Dako123 April 18, 2025
Get the OpposingFork's Schizophrenia Stage 5mug.