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Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020
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Top-Rope Salad Tossing

Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.
Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?
by Wohpy February 26, 2021
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Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.
Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.
by JohnWasser February 21, 2019
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upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack
damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today
by adimula October 9, 2018
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Hate floats on top of Alcohol

It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.
"You see how mean she got" . " Yeah man hate floats on top of Alcohol".
by Tommy & Timmy B August 22, 2021
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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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Look at the top of his head

When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this
by FelireLmao September 21, 2022
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