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horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting
"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."
by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023
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Mini Horse

A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.
by Da gurls September 2, 2016
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Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...
OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!
by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017
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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.
Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!
by kobwebster March 13, 2023
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Whore horse

A girl that looks like a horse who tries to fuck everyone but no one wants it. Only the very desperate.
That’s whore horse is so depesprate she fucks her own brother that looks like a cow.
by Chicken nuggeter November 16, 2018
mugGet the Whore horsemug.

swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.
by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013
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