Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Green tea

Is a bitch who's tryna steal other women's bf.

Did you heard that Jesica stole Emily's bf?
Yeah she's a true green tea

by The boring girl November 7, 2020

Tea with the devil

Drinking tea out of someone’s asshole

“Eyo, you wanna have tea with the devil tonight baby?”

by ouioui January 2, 2021

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Tea

Tea is some of that juicy gossip that often happens in schools.

Maisy: Hey Hanna!! whats up?
Hanna: You'll never guess what!!
Maisy: SPILL THE TEA!!!
Hanna: Josh asked out Sara!!
Maisy: omg

by Girl-PURlease January 21, 2021

Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021

The Queen’s Tea

The juiciest tea (gossip) imaginable.

Hey sis, are you ready to hear the queen’s tea?
Hell yes bitch give it to me.

by Mikey374902 February 2, 2021