Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

apple juice

Depression medication, it cures your depresso expresso

Take a shot of apple juice, it’ll fix all your problems.

by palmbayrains November 09, 2019

Apple juice

juice from an apple/the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice

Friend 1-Hey man whatcha got there
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice

by Brcvpa February 24, 2021

Apple Juice

The term apple juice is basically juice from crushed apples, (usually drained) and used as a drink or other things.

Person : YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOMIE WANT SOME OF MY MOM'S FRESH AND HOMEMADE APPLE JUICE?!? ITS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG "Homie" : ok

by Human Urban Dictionary June 16, 2019

Apple juice

Daniel Seavey sings this song when he spilt his juce on his pants

" I spilt my apple juice, my apple juice"

by #wdw2 June 07, 2018

Apple juice

If you like apple juice you have a piss kink.

"Can you pour me some piss (apple juice)"

by peelover123 May 21, 2021