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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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stagnant apple

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck
This apple is really apple-like.
by Poopypole February 1, 2021
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swollen apple

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018
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Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.
I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple
by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020
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Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.
"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"
by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020
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Apple

An Aplatonic person - somebody who doesn't experience platonic attraction
I was talking about how friendship is overrated with one of my apple acquaintances.
by Romophobic AroAce May 24, 2022
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