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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
Jesse is such a simp
by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020
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Someone's who's name is Sary
"stop pulling a Sary" pulling a "sary" is being a simp"
by CEO of early bedtime February 7, 2020
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An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,
Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
by Matestreymy February 8, 2020
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Man that will do anything for a piece of pussy

Like that nigga connor
"Why's connor such a simp" lexi

"He hasn't got any in 4 months" libby
by Pixiestickbitch February 8, 2020
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Damn he really is simp'in really hard for that one girl that doesn't even like him.
by simpslayer69 February 8, 2020
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simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp
by chicken smegs February 8, 2020
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Aaron: Is anyone gonna get on ps4?
Jacob: I’m to much of a simp and won’t
by Big Mac jones February 9, 2020
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