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Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.
“Your not even my real cousin”

“At least I act like a real person
by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024
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Real Deal Chesterfields

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"
by beanbags December 9, 2016
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Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse
Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.
by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018
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Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.
Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie
by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024
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Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot
Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"
by piedot August 27, 2019
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Real

Mom: Did you fuck your dad last night

Me: Real
Dad: Real
by Cao Cibai March 24, 2023
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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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