pink-beardedness

the act of becoming so incredibly badass that you grow a pink tipped beard. Pink-beardedness attracts all types of attention especially sexual attention from females, mostly jailbait.

Dimebag Darrell was always flaunting his pink-beardedness.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.

by UnicornClown August 1, 2012

Pink Character

A bubbly cheerful enthusiastic character, examples being Pinkie Pie, Barbie, Star fire, Draculaura, Briar Beauty and Rose (miraculous)

I love me a pink character

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 1, 2024

Pink Snuggy

Another term to describe soaking, (a Mormon way to skirt sex prior to marriage)

Damn I’m in need of a pink snuggy, hopefully Jessica is game.

by Peanut MM November 6, 2025

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

angry pink

ohhh no no no

itll be big one day

just you wait

so big

they like it

just you wait

angry pink is funny af on instagram

by weeweestanky June 24, 2021

Pink Heart Method

A METHOD in block blast that gets you the most amount of points. You have to keep making combos, one after the other, without breaking the streak of 3 blocks. This method allows you to win easier because it maximizes the points.

Did you try the pink heart method in block blast.

Yea it got me my new high score!

by Lalalalalad7 December 2, 2024

pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.

Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.

by H34VY D February 6, 2023