taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
by taint muffin November 16, 2016
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Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!
by Spongeymuffinman April 25, 2018
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Long Muffin

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.
by Trigger Johnson October 05, 2018
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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips October 04, 2015
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muffin shaker

She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.
Joe: Dayum she's hot

Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker
by ThatGuyOverThere,YaHim November 21, 2013
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cubby muffin

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw
I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT
by El gemelo October 07, 2013
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Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies
"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"
by macado genious1 April 07, 2023
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