grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees

I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious

by Hspansot July 15, 2019

Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 29, 2010

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 11, 2020

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down

Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.

by Tysm February 24, 2021

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 13, 2016

Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017