My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

arsenic mother

A mother, usually in a developed country, that takes advantage of civil liberties to act a despot. Threatens physical violence to the weak and uses arsenic to kill or maim family members that challenge her.

What a good and lawful lady on the outside even when she is an arsenic mother underneath.

by fangedWu February 27, 2025

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

Thy mother

Email this to me: dfjjl2kk

Thy mother so cringe I died while listening to her speak.

by mbgtpis March 6, 2025

《¤》Yo《¤》Mother《¤》Sucks《¤》Richard《¤》Comma《¤》Timothy《¤》Comma《¤》Gunther《¤》

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《¤》Yo《¤》Mother《¤》Sucks《¤》Richard《¤》Comma《¤》Timothy《¤》Comma《¤》Gunther《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025

MOTHER SCISSORER

It is the opposite of mother fucker, because women don't fuck technically. They scissor each other!

She is a mother scissorer

by keeeeeeethannnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2025