When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017
Get the schlonky legmug. Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018
Get the Shopping leg syndromemug. The sharp feeling in your legs giving a tingling sensation otherwise known as dead leg/pins & needles.
Coined by Froi Delacruz
Coined by Froi Delacruz
by Johnny wordsworth Davison September 6, 2019
Get the Electric Legmug. Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning
by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021
Get the leggedmug. by Mrkudka January 27, 2021
Get the Iron legmug. by maddan123 May 31, 2016
Get the legs in pocketsmug. by pseudochasm August 15, 2018
Get the Stubbly Legsmug.