Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

co-2C1R-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-2C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

stepdaughter-in-law

Stepchild's wife.

stepdaughter-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries

Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law

by quakiscool January 13, 2021

half-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's half-brother.
2. The half-sister of one's parent-in-law.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Tumblr's Law

A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.

When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.

The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.

(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??

by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020

co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandaunt's husband.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021