Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

by treeguywussup August 12, 2011

ice cream come

1. Female come.
2. Pleasant tasting ejaculate.
3. Attractive person.

1. Becky surprised me with a face full of ice cream come last night. Ya could have warned me that she's a gusher.
2. Billy shagged like a Greek god but I was hoping for some ice cream come. It was still worth the wait.
3. Woah that's a walking pool of ice cream come.

by likit July 7, 2011

moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

by stranger.you. August 23, 2011

Ice Cream Burp

Whenever you eat a type of ice cream and you burp and the aroma of the ice cream comes back up.

"I just ate a pound of ice cream and experienced an ice cream burp."

by tweetr March 28, 2023

Put that pussy on ice

Carefully cleaning out one's vag to the point that it is as cool as ice.

Pussy cleanin' time.

Maria: Me gusta papi..
Stevie: Wait for me in the bedroom bitch. And put that pussy on iceeee..

by KonichiFuckingWa August 24, 2021

Ice cream sandwich

Ice cream sandwich (aka Andy) is YouTuber with almost two million subscribers that makes story time animations on his main channel and YouTube shorts on his separate channel ice cream sandwich shorts.

Andy published on May 15, 2016 titled “NEED AMMO” and went on to make banger like

bad customers, creative vs inventive
And hurt.

Hey have you seen the new ice cream sandwich video it’s animation is amazing

by Koz_28 June 19, 2021