Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Note from sally

When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.

I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.

I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!

by woota8 November 24, 2011

Visit from the tooth fairy

A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.

Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"

Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."

by matt000111 June 5, 2024

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names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20

Names with S gotta let ‘em Fuck the shit outta you. let em fuck whenever they want

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20 let them fuck

by bigdjarret September 10, 2022

Pennies From Heaven

The delectable dish of perfectly microwaved hotdogs sliced to perfection and folded into the cheesiest macaroni and cheese creating a pleasurable meal comparable only to the feeling you get when Pennie’s fall from heaven.

Man I’m so down in the dumps. I can really
Use some Pennies from heaven to fill my belly and my soul.

by MaC AnD ChEe October 17, 2021

hector from physics

A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.

“Alright, its time for our weekend share”

“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”

by GordonsLover January 19, 2023