French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

French Necking

A slang word describing the combined acts of cunnilingus and felatio

But Father, we were only french necking.

by Froggy 181 February 8, 2019

The French

1) Miserable sick nasty people

2) A concept created by Belgium to keep the Spanish away

3) Offsprings of Satan

Jack: Jill what´s wrong? You look sad today.

Jill: The French

by Baby its all an illusion April 12, 2023

French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries

Pardon my french fries

by SADBC October 8, 2021

French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 4, 2022