Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.

The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.

by stripes1331 November 17, 2022

Shower

A place a Dark Souls player has never been.

"When was the last time you were in the shower?"
"What's a shower?"

by Ekvok December 19, 2022

Jelly Shower

Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you

he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower

by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022

Showering in blood

A girl with a heavy period

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.

by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016

eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019

Mudding the shower

Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.

Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.

by phantem September 28, 2023