Pillow fight

When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.

Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.

by Ryan K. Brown-Hawwc-Krangel July 26, 2018

teacher fighter

A person who gets so much "mara" in buet that, the teachers are afraid of him because he can cause REAL trouble.

Beaware, Mr. White. He is a teacher fighter.

by theNB August 3, 2018

Poo fight

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.

Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs

by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018

Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.

Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 25, 2018

them fighting words

The phrase that inevitably follows when there is a debate over which video game is better.

Guy 1: 2 is better than 1, man.

Guy 2: them fighting words. . .1 is clearly better than 2.

by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

food fighting fetish

This is where people are attracted to fat people fighting over certain food; It can be enjoyed whilst having a good old fap or even just sat with your family, this can be enjoyed by all ages!

Mark : “Have you seen the food fighting fetish video with those two blonde bitches, got me so fucking horny!”
Jeremy : “Those ‘two blonde bitches’ were our twin daughters Mark, you arrogant asshole.”

by Ethan and Kadie September 15, 2018

Mouth fighting

When friends battle it out by connecting their mouths and tongue wrestling.

After a girl told her friend to fight her, they settled their dispute through mouth fighting.

by Agoodfriend123@1 October 15, 2018