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Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011
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Overheard on Facebook

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"
by synthetic42 July 17, 2009
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Facebook duty

Facebook duty is

1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".

2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.

3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..

Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.

friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
by jakiro79 March 29, 2011
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facebook stress

Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
by Micah A. May 31, 2014
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Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010
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facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
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Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011
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