a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees
by ethan garner October 20, 2019
Get the ethan garnermug. A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.
by fuk biches get dinero June 6, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A man whose voice is so graceful. Whose mother is so delightful. And whose willy is so tasteful. yeeehaaa baby goose, fly with me. However, Ethan can also be defined as a man who cannot get a stiffy and who is forever in a state of semi's.
by poopoo grrrr May 8, 2023
Get the ethanmug. The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.
by HyperTank34 April 5, 2017
Get the Ethaningmug. 
Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.
by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan... the kind of guy you want to be your bf... but you haven’t seen him in a wile. The kind of guy you keep very close to your heart! You love him and his kindness! You will do anything for him! He is the kind of guy of which is so kind and hot! If you go near him it’s like you’ve been struck by his attractive nature! You go up to him and every one gathers to hear what he has to say... and he amasses them by his approachable nature. He looks you in the eyes as if you aren’t broken inside and he makes you hole again! You had been broken for so long you thought you’d never be hole again... but then you have him now! A part of a puzzle you’ve been missing for a long time now, is here and he’s with YOU! You are amazed that out of many he chooses YOU!
We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️
We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️
Girl1: Ethan's so kind and hot!
Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!
Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?
Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!
Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)
Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!
Friend of girl 1: you got this!
Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?
Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!
Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?
Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?
Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!
Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!
Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?
Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!
Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)
Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!
Friend of girl 1: you got this!
Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?
Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!
Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?
Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?
Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!
by Irish-dancer February 19, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.