duck butter

that little bit of poop smear that you didn't wipe from your butt cheeks that becomes irritated when you are walking

I must have not wiped my butt clean enough it became irritated from walking and cause me to have duck butter

by Butterfor2 May 31, 2018

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

atmosphere duck

Atmosphere duck is a racist, derogatory, term for Canadian men. When said to Canadian men it is taken as seriously offensive. NEVER SAY THIS TO A CANADIAN MALE.

You atmosphere duck, probably just gonna go drink some fucking maple syrup or some shit.

by Remalicious June 8, 2018

fluff a duck

The action of bending down and swooshing the feathers on the side of a duck in a circular motion.
The phrase is used as a alternative to fuck off

Cohen: your looking pretty short there buddy.
Buddy: go fluff a duck you dirty smuck

by bedbuggy666 May 18, 2018

It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back

And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

by Leahh92 May 20, 2018

Donald Duck

A very cute, green duck who likes to play with his friends and used to live at a funfair at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park Funfair.

Donald Duck: Look at that Donald! He's very fluffy.

by Dreamy chocolate May 22, 2018

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018