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dirty five thirty 

a.k.a. "The Dirty" and "The Dirty 530"

-area code of a region in Northern California, east of the coast and north of Sacramento up to Oregon border
-includes major cities of Yuba, Redding, Chico, Placerville, Davis, and Butte
A: Hey guys I'm back in The Dirty! (530)
B: Awesome let's hang out and kick it soon!

A: Where you from?
B: The Dirty, bro
A: Dirty Five Thirty?
B: Yupp
A: Right on, represent!
dirty five thirty by MrsOfficer August 25, 2011

Dirty Randy 

A unique tequila shot. Rather than licking the salt, taking the shot, and biting the lime... One instead snorts the salt, takes the shot, then squirts the lime into their eye. The same effect is achieved, but it is much more entertaining to those around you!
Holy shit dude, did you hear that Jake had a Dirty Randy two nights in a row? The guys at the bar thought he was fucking insane!!!
Dirty Randy by AHordeOfJews June 7, 2014

dirty lexi

Shop vac
Dirty Lexi, That bitch can suck like a shop vac but will not swallow
dirty lexi by Crow O May 6, 2019

Dirty crystal 

The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.
we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.
Dirty crystal by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010

dirty dishes and the dishwasher 

a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.
Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.

Dirty Bruce 

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.
My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!
Dirty Bruce by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011