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It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
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Middlebury College

A college in Middlebury, Vermont. Their mascot is; The Panther. There are sports such as Alpine skiing, Basketball, Baseball, Cross Country, Football, Golf, and etc. for men. There are sports just like the men do except the women include Field Hockey. In Academics there is Anthropology, Computer Science, Economics, Environmental studies, and etc.
Middlebury College is an undergraduate college; a graduate school for international studies; a home for immersive language study; a graduate school for the study of literature, literacy, and pedagogy; a leader of schools abroad sites that span the globe; and a home for the oldest and most prestigious writers’ conference in the world.
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Newcastle college

A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week

A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science

A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent

A college that hires the teacher that no one wants
I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out
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Bahria College

Coom dungeon for males.Exposes education to ugly pretentious females (oh no!).Only place that celebrates earthquakes and A' level cuckoldry
Guy 1:Bro have you been to Bahria College?
Guy 2:Na man they don't flush the toilet

Guy 1:What the fuck
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Bishops Stortford College

Oh you go to bishops stortford college? Gotta be rich, right?
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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
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United World College

A United World College, (abbr. UWC, n.), could be referred to:

i) A factory specialized at producing diversity tokens for Western countries.

ii) A redistributive program scamming higher-than-average-class students' tuitions and using it for their scholarship program. (Yes, some students pay for some others' tuitions)
1) How was your experience at United World College?

2) My roommate at university graduated from a United World College, he bullshits about nationalism all the day.
by FranzKafka'sFly November 22, 2024
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