Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
by Andrew Candler November 16, 2018
Get the Edina Swim Clubmug. by Shawn too cool April 7, 2011
Get the Home Run Clubmug. member 1: hey are you coming to the rassbury club meeting tonight?
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl
by hhjgvnjl March 1, 2009
Get the rassbury clubmug. Previously found under "Cindy Club." Characterized by a group of hot, smart, crazy girls, common ratio of blondes to brunettes 3:1. Standard behavior includes, but not limited to: hot breath therapy, slow rape, scissoring, unauthorized cannon balls, aversion to compromise, exaggerated meat consumption, general filth resulting from trust chair and noogy-ing, rotational babysitting, too high of knee, spontaneous karate, forcing others against their will to pee on pee, and a broad range of too-sexual.
Marsha woke up with sticky, with a sock in her mouth and a bruise on her ass. "Dammit, Sindy Club!" said Marsha. But secretly, Marsha wanted more.
by cocoandfriends October 24, 2014
Get the Sindy Clubmug. You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
by Milkysym December 20, 2015
Get the The Epiphany Clubmug. by naminaidk June 14, 2024
Get the Doki Doki Literature Clubmug. 