When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious
Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
by Siddon September 16, 2020
Get the Beat with Cuddlesmug. In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.
by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024
Get the Beat A Zoophile Monthmug. by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025
Get the National Beat A Redhead Daymug. by TJR93 May 8, 2024
Get the Sahara meat beatmug. While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
Get the beating a chimpmug. by Brondips September 24, 2024
Get the Beat my Shenmug. Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015
Get the couch beatmug.