Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

Retard maxing

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.

Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.

by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025

Max

Someone who can’t tell the difference between a pole and a continent

Max dosent know the difference between poles and continents their tiktok is @max_1_guess

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Max

A person that is usually really hot and doesn't usually care what anyone says but if you go to far he will get annoyed. He is absolutely jacked most of the time and hooks up with a lot of girl.

That Guy Is So Hot
I know its max

by thegodperson November 2, 2021

Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

Scab Maxing

Scab maxing is when you cheese grate your penis until it bleeds and you let the scab crust. After it has crusted you peel the scab off and eat it. Thus gaining protein and enhancing penile size.

Yo Brendan I was just scab maxing yesterday it finally crusted, only for the lions.

by Breastmet Wazibara April 30, 2025