asshole

the middle of the ass crack where your shit comes out of

“OMG MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AFTER TACOBELL

by claire╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮ November 4, 2020

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

asshole

Jacob Carlson
Born October 27, 1997

Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole

by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Asshole

A raging cunt of a person.

Patty is such an asshole, why is she such a dick to Brooke?

by nkcookie July 9, 2021

Pulpy Asshole

Cutting up a prolapsed asshole and then stuffed back into them and creampied. Thus creating a pulpy texture inside.

I wanna fuck your pulpy asshole

by ApolloBot April 25, 2022