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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
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Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.
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TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.
Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!
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