Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

study-maxing

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.

Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?

by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

Max Gaarde

a juuler that goes to Lake Central and gets suspended 24/7 for vaping

Wow dude! your such a Max Gaarder

by Lake Central Buzzeroo November 7, 2018

max reese

big ass nose

that guy is a max reese

by chokemedxddy May 1, 2018

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

Max

a dumbass

he is such a max

by waaaaaaa541 October 6, 2021

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023