blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Blow me

A way to say to someone to make you a blowjob.

You 36year old bald headed fag blow me ~ Eminem / without me

by Mavendit November 22, 2021

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy

wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not’

by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018

Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024

Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag

Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.

by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009