Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

Showering in blood

A girl with a heavy period

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.

by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016

eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019

Jelly Shower

Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you

he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower

by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022

Mudding the shower

Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.

Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.

by phantem September 28, 2023