Snaked

When a lil scooter kid is on his 15 dollar Walmart (or swap-meet) Razor scooter and gets in front of you right as your about to perform your sick ass trick;

these little kids sometimes get dropped off by their parents as if it was a daycare.

But it’s not as rare as finding a good scooterer.

Ex.
You:
“This little kid went right in front of me just I was about to drop in”

Some friend of yours:
“Damn you got snaked”

by Some èlse March 1, 2020

Snaking

The process of giving a blowjob to a man so well-endowed that it looks like a snake swallowing its prey. Certain methods of practice involve dislocating one's jaw in order to fulfill the man further. Could possibly end with the woman eating the man whole, such as a snake, in order to fulfill sexual satisfaction. Tends to happen when naked, or as most practitioners say, s-naked.

Male 1: "Bruh, I haven't seen Chris in a while. What's up with that?"
Male 2: "Dawg, he was straight up snaked."
M1: "I didn't know Debbie liked snaking."
M2: "They released a video of it. Her jaw straight up dislocated, dude."

by poops_McSc00pz December 3, 2018

snake

a person who talks shit and still talk to them

tayler struts a snake

by name card December 5, 2017

as a snake

Can be used when you lack a better simile.

Slippery as a snakeSneaky as a snakeScary as a snakeCool as a snake

by JewSquasher97 November 14, 2010

Snake

Darren watts

He’s such a snake for telling Steve g

by Snaker123564 October 9, 2019

The snake

Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time

Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time

by Stonedbong February 1, 2020

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025