rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.

Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.

by Puddjuice February 7, 2017

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Rusty Bucket

A boring online poster who is also a total wanker.

Wow what a rusty bucket!

by rex12 September 8, 2021

Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

Rusty nut

A blonde tall lanky kid that looks like a bird usually named Brandon

Yo he’s a rusty nut

by Jeff_123469 June 4, 2018

Rusty

he has REALLY bad hair and he's fat asf

omg did you see Rusty?
yea, omg hes so ugly

by ,catsrcool May 10, 2023