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punch yer cunt in

al punch yer cunt in m8
by blaire n bat August 21, 2010
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out
Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.
by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019
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punch perm

a fancy hairstyle as worn by Japanese punks. - Details unknown.
Six enormous heavies in sharp suits and punch perms had come through the doors ....
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.
by gorry January 13, 2014
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Punch a gay day

On every december 12th it is okey to punch gay people.
It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.
by Daily events December 12, 2024
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Punch

A nice gift to people you feel like are peices of shit.
Imma punch you!
by AvalonsPickles July 2, 2023
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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