Poop Hook

Inserting a finger in to someone's anus, then inserting it in their mouth.

I gave Janna a poop hook last night and it was awesome.

by greyhaze2 November 11, 2009

poop nipple

A nipple that has been dipped in a pile of poop.

I just got a fucking poop nipple!!

My nipple is covered in shit!

by xbraidx November 6, 2007

poop shoot

A gay mans favorite body part. The ass hole.

Hey baby, ever had your poop shoot licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

...or...

My faggot cousin Neal, takes in the poop shoot.

by Lance Thabian July 22, 2008

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016