rectangular pizza

a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of

anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

any normal person: hey do you want pizza

social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?

any normal person: absolute schmuck

by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022

Pizza Hut

It's when you make your penis and your balls look like pepperoni pizza during sex.

Pulling a Pizza Hut is a great way to impress a girl.

by NonsenseRoaster June 25, 2025

pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...

I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.

by Socks and box June 26, 2016

Pizzas

More than one pizza.

He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021

tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

Paradise Pizza

A father who works at a takeaway who can't afford the least expensive item on that takeaway's menu even though they just worked two 16 hour shifts...

Hasans dad is a paradise pizza

by Theoriesforyou, October 28, 2019

pizza chase

When you and a friend chase a fake hacker in Roblox with a slice of pizza.

That pizza chase was funny as hell ngl

by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024