pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023

Pizza

The act of crying into a pair of used panties while masterbating

"ugh, Simeons in Pizza time again"
"Hey guys! My names Simeon and I love to pizza"

by Syntax1985 May 9, 2022

rotten pizza

Uncool. Sucks. Bad. Boring. Laaaaaame. The opposite is “fresh pizza”.

That’s rotten pizza. He’s so rotten pizza. Rotten pizza, dude. Rotten pizza vibes.

by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025

Black Pizza

When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.

Seeing people pull a black pizza on YouTube is entertaining as hell.

by YuOfTheNight March 18, 2024

Cheese Pizza

Code for ordering 14+ child at a pizza place, for a "pizza party," for younger they will request green or fried green tomatoes.

He was really hard for the pizza party he and his friends were preparing as he ordered 2 cheese pizzas.

by pornstitute August 14, 2025

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.

Carpet pizza.

by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022

joker pizza

The best pizza on the entire planet

A: Wanna listen to the joker joker pizza song and jerk off?
B: of course

by iaski April 14, 2021