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cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.
Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021
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Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.
Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.
by WaterBooks June 30, 2024
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crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"
Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block
by Pro706 October 14, 2016
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Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.
"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."
by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Why are you tit blocking me?
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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