wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

Tree-huggery

Adj. The state of being a tree-hugger.

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.

by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014

Tree

I'm a tree

I'm a tree

by The Cream Charger Gang December 16, 2019

grump tree

Green tree that hang over at the top.

Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.

by Dkemp42 February 28, 2022

Palm Tree

Very tall object and/or person; Because palm tree can be very tall in real life.

1. He is such a palm tree.
2. Ask your palm tree friend to help you grab the object on the upper shelf.

by sharerainbows March 15, 2023

snowy trees

when weed is laced with coke

"yo you got straight weed?"
"nah i got snowy trees"

by dis908 October 18, 2018