butt velcro

A situation that occurs when two males engage in anal scissoring, in which anal pubic hair becomes entangled.

Guy1: Hey bro, lets scissor!
Guy2: Sure thing bro. As long as you shave this time, so we don't butt velcro again.

Guy1: Of course. Last time it took us 3 hours to untangle ourselves.

Guy2: Yeah, we don't want that happening again. It was painful.

by Doug123456 December 23, 2011

Butt Scream

A fart : "a flatus expelled through the butt hole"
Extreme Flatulence at an inconvenient time

Sarah, I have been butt screaming all afternoon we need to go to duane read and get some gasx

Did you hear that butt scream? it was like an 8 on the rectum scale

by CityScream October 29, 2011

Ginormous butt

Spencer Rudnick.

Spencer Rudnick is a ginormous butt.

by Franniepack August 23, 2011

dumb-butt

This is like calling someone a dumb-ass but it is school-appropriate. It is used to tell someone that they are stupid. Yay for being school-appropriate!

My GOSH, Brittany, you are SUCH a dumb-butt!

by bootsa81 May 13, 2005

butt pirate

a man who fucks over men in the arse (and takes all the booty) ,butt pirates may also like to felther over men, therefore becoming a man hole inspector

i sure do hope my son doesn't grow up to become a butt pirate

by the big gimp October 3, 2005

butt pirate

A man raping another man in the ass. To do this in a cavalier way. To shout "Yo Ho Ho" as you fill the persons ass with your man meat.

John is a real butt pirate. He took many ass that night and never once asked to be invited in.

by ed jude February 15, 2005

Mud Butt

-adjective
To possess ample enough diarrhea within one's body wherein it becomes humanly impossible to contain. After such an event, said "mud" escapes from the body usually attacking the underwear first, then outerwear...

Man, my girlfriend and I went to that all you can eat spicy taco night. I had mud butt so bad I had to throw my underwear away.

by Lungcheese February 18, 2009