Mom Lit

Something that’s lit as fuck

Did you go to that party last night? It was mom lit, man!

by Territheberri October 27, 2018

Ur mom

When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”

Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night

by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

Your mom

YoUr mOm G4Y

YOUR MOM FUCKING GAY

by BIGBOI ;) February 4, 2019

ur mom

the gayest thing ever alive

richard: ''ur mom is gay''

cody: ''yea she is''

by general_retard May 28, 2018

Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.

"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

Ur mom

Apparently, 5 year old's think it's considered a roast

5 year old: (Ur mom) Other 5 year old's : (Ohohohohoho good roast)

by A random guy who is bored af May 22, 2019