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March 4th

A day where people with the letter E should be respected and praised upon all day.
Kesfritz: oh it’s March 4th oh shit I forgot
Chris:what does that mean?
Kesfritz: you don’t know we have to Praise people with the letter e like edenia
Chris:OHHH SHIT LETS GO RIGHT NOW
by Kesfritzapokemon March 2, 2024
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Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
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March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.
I grew my hair out for March 22.
by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019
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March 20

its national war of the vegetables and fruits. pick a side, and go to war.
Fred: im a fruit kinda guy
George: IM A VEGGIE GUY AND ITS MARCH 20 - slaps fred -
by Beau Mantor August 13, 2021
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MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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March 8th

International womens day
The day women are equal to men
Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday

Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th
by TheGrogan November 8, 2022
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march 19

your the most coolest bad bitch transgender if your born on march 19th!

example:
mark: oh uh btw andy when were you born? i wanna check something-

andy: march 19th, why?

mark: ohhh makes complete sense! ur transgender AND ur the baddest bitch i know!
by badbitchconfirmed February 15, 2022
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