whack job

To kill somebody as part of a financed murder contract. hit

Michael had a whack job performed on Fredo because of his betrayal.

by Eric Hard September 26, 2004

Hair Job

It a happy ending to a hair cut where the stylest takes you in the back and gives you brain. Most likely to take place at Great Clips.

"Yo did you get a hair cut?" "hell yeah and that bucket hooked me up with a hair job" "damn chaalay how come you always get a hair job every time you go in that place?"

by Getluckyforlife November 17, 2009

Good Job

It is a handsign meaning "asshole"

DeJuan: Good Job, Mike!
Mike: Thanks!
DeJuan: HaHaHaHaHa!!!

by Mr. Tijuana!!! August 2, 2011

Hand job

The act of giving gratification to another person.

"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.

by Racinjitter August 13, 2009

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

honk job

1. a bj given by a goose
2. a bj done in a car and when the climax is reached, the car horn is honked for an extended period of time

I got a honk job from Swan Lake the other day and I think I have the avian flu

After I shot my load all over my bitch's face I continued to bear down on the car horn.

by Sgt..Raptor May 3, 2009

Patel Job

To give another person a hearty spraying of an aerosol body spray, particularly Axe, therefore rendering them smelling like an Indian.

Dave gave me a Patel Job in the locker room today and I've reeked of Axe since.

by Marlon Brandi January 24, 2007