Jacob Waller

a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.

bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller

by broooooo516773 January 20, 2023

Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019

Jacob Alexander Brown

Hi Jake you are so cool

Ok bye

Jacob Alexander Brown is so cool

by shitter75 April 29, 2022

Jacob Kawana

A super Stylish and Sexy celebrity girl

Jacob Kawana stole my husband

by AbbeyHault November 20, 2023

Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

by Lipid January 7, 2022

Jacob

This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.

Did you see how mean Jacob was to our teacher today?
Wow I cant believe Jacob would do that.

by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019