by flirtingwiththemonster February 24, 2014

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.
by UbearAq March 6, 2024

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 14, 2023

The droppings that come off your shoe, when you come in from shoveling , typically dirty and slimy. Mothers usually stop you at the door and are conflicted whether to thank you for shoveling , or yell at you for leading a trail of snow shuzzle in the house.
Mom: (cleaning while son is shoveling)
son:(walks in) Mom! i finally finished shoveling out the driveway!
Mom:Thanks son, wait is that snow shuzzle u tracked in the house?
Son: mom ! it took my 2 hours to shovel! give me a break!
Mom: (fustrated what to say, looks down Nd walks away.) whispers fustrated- thank you..
son:(walks in) Mom! i finally finished shoveling out the driveway!
Mom:Thanks son, wait is that snow shuzzle u tracked in the house?
Son: mom ! it took my 2 hours to shovel! give me a break!
Mom: (fustrated what to say, looks down Nd walks away.) whispers fustrated- thank you..
by bostonbitch January 23, 2011

by PrinceOfPanAfrik May 24, 2021

A male and female engage in sexual intercorse, the male ejaculates his semen in to the female. Another man preforms oral on the same female right after.
by PBR3081232 December 16, 2017

Guy 1: “So, I mean, is vanilla your flavor? Or like what’s up? What’s your type?”
Guy 2: “I mean, you know, if it ain’t snowing I ain’t going you know what I’m saying?”
Guy 2: “I mean, you know, if it ain’t snowing I ain’t going you know what I’m saying?”
by Diagnosedwithbald September 7, 2024
